Originally posted by realityhack
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please do not hijack this thread
Collapse
X
-
-
You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.Originally posted by DaveB View PostProd humanoid
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>Comment
-
Follow humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Originally posted by DaveB View PostFollow humanoidComment
-
Ask humaniod for helpOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThe humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Comment
-
You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostAsk humaniod for helpComment
-
search humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Originally posted by DaveB View Postsearch humanoidComment
-
hug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Ask the humanoid "Do you like films about gladiators?"Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Today 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25
- Andy Burnham as prime minister ‘would cut both ways for self-employed contractors’ Jun 23 02:18
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 22 15:52
- Taxman tells contractors that only four new tax avoidance schemes needed avoiding in Q2 Jun 22 05:47
- VAT compliance checks are changing — here’s what contractors need to know Jun 17 07:30
- As HMRC steps up VAT compliance activity, how should company directors prepare? Jun 16 06:52
- Hiring of IT contractors returned to growth in May 2026, following 33 months ‘in the red’ Jun 15 06:02
- Zero Hours Contract Reform: A key consultation for recruiters, employers and contractors is finally here Jun 12 04:43

Comment