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You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.Originally posted by DaveB View PostProd humanoid
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>Comment
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Follow humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Originally posted by DaveB View PostFollow humanoidComment
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Ask humaniod for helpOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThe humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Comment
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You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostAsk humaniod for helpComment
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search humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Originally posted by DaveB View Postsearch humanoidComment
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hug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Ask the humanoid "Do you like films about gladiators?"Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Comment
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