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You and the humanoid are locked in an embrace. The humanoid seems very friendly.Originally posted by DaveB View Posthug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )
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You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Originally posted by DaveB View Postsearch humanoid
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You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostAsk humaniod for help
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The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Originally posted by DaveB View PostFollow humanoid
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You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.Originally posted by DaveB View PostProd humanoid
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>
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You climb the flight of stairs, it is dark, the stairs are uneven and damaged, you fall through one of the steps.Originally posted by DaveB View PostClimb stairs.
-10 health.
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Just to change the subject:
Are there any new final fantasy games coming out anytime soon?
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