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[Paddy]

Bloody VW Golf drivers taking up two car spaces.

[realityhack]

Search room with hands!

You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

[gingerjedi]

<in fine COD4 style>

* drops AK, pulls out DEagle double taps RH *

Nothing.

Standard DEagle? Pah! Me has da gold Mofo as I is L55 733t init... execution pimp styly, yagetme.

[Diestl]

You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

Pick up rubber ball.

[Churchill]

Pick up rubber ball.

You can't it's stuck to the floor!

>

[Money Money Money]

Its a trap, put down rubber ball!!!

[realityhack]

Pick up rubber ball.

You return to the NW corner and attempt to pick up the rubber ball. It appears to be a humanoid, dressed in rubber. You cannot pick it up. It is too heavy. The humanoid moves away from your grasp.

You hear a furtive rustling from the SW corner of the room.

[Money Money Money]

You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

Room with no doors then?

[FSM with Cheddar]

I've been away for a while.
What's been going on?

[realityhack]

Room with no doors then?

You cannot see any doors here. You cannot see anything, as a matter of fact.