The little things that annoy you

[Boudica]

Small talk. I can't do it. I'm scared of it. I will walk 15 flights of stairs at work to avoid being in a lift with someone I may know well enough to have to SMALL TALK with.

People commenting on my food at work. "Ooh that looks healthy!" - piss off, leave me alone you intrusive winker.

Smug mothers who don't work full time. Nuff said.

They way the milk tab ALWAYS breaks on me, therefore causing me to have to gnaw at the seal with my teeth/stab it with scissors.

That ridiculously strong plastic that razors/headphones etc are sealed in, that breaks scissors and hurts your hands.

actually my pt job is at a uni in the phil dept and i would be grateful for some small talk instead of ppl trying to show how clever they are!

commenting on other people's food or WEIGHT!!! should be a punishable offence. i'm a size 14 and okay i wish i was smaller but this skinny (and more importantly ugly) woman in my course always says 'o you've lost weight' - i wish i was quick enough to say something like 'i have and it looks like it's found you, those yoga pants are looking tight around your boney arse'

[shaunbhoy]

actually my pt job is at a uni in the phil dept and i would be grateful for some small talk instead of ppl trying to show how clever they are!

What is so clever about a whole dept for research into people called "Phil"?
Although I imagine our moneygrabbing Greek one might command a sizeable percentage of the available resources all by himself.


As for the other stuff, I prefer birds with a little "padding" anyway. Birds that are too skinny often have other "issues".

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

actually my pt job is at a uni in the phil dept and i would be grateful for some small talk instead of ppl trying to show how clever they are!

commenting on other people's food or WEIGHT!!! should be a punishable offence. i'm a size 14 and okay i wish i was smaller but this skinny (and more importantly ugly) woman in my course always says 'o you've lost weight' - i wish i was quick enough to say something like 'i have and it looks like it's found you, those yoga pants are looking tight around your boney arse'

Say it next time, bet she doesn't bother you again!

Bit like the odd woman in this office, who barely knows me, but approached me yesterday with "oh, you've had your hair cut! It looks lovely." - I thanked her, but said no, I haven't actually had my hair cut. Her baffling response was "You have!" - Oh OK - you must know better than me.

[MaryPoppins]

People who misuse the word CRUTCH instead of CROTCH.

[Robster]

Small talk.That ridiculously strong plastic that razors/headphones etc are sealed in, that breaks scissors and hurts your hands.

The classic example of this is when you get scissors packaged this way.
"If i only had a pair of scissors I could open this packet"

[TimberWolf]

People who misuse the word CRUTCH instead of CROTCH.

Australians?

[Mustang]

The <insert rude word here> at the party I was at on Saturday who asked whose car it was I was driving, only to look genuinely baffled when I confirmed it was actually mine.

What car do you have then?

[norrahe]

People who have screaming kids on the train and won't shut them up.

(well more kids in general)

[SupremeSpod]

People who have screaming kids on the train and won't shut them up.

(well more kids in general)

People who bitch about kids!

[norrahe]

People who bitch about kids!

people who bitch about people bitching about kids