The little things that annoy you

[northernladuk]

Small talk.

People commenting on my food at work. "Ooh that looks healthy!" - piss off, leave me alone you intrusive winker.

lol Just brilliant! Have seen you around the forums long enough to know you would have said something like this

[Paddy]

Actually, it's the men at this office that are the worst for it, specially in the lift. They will rock back and forth on their heels, make irrelevant comments about the weather - etc.

Awful. I just can't bear talking for the sake of it. I'm rude basically.

Reminds me of the guy who stays in Alan Partridge's hotel. Unbelievable.

Nice weather today sugartits ...

[SupremeSpod]

I thought it was only male geeks with no social skills who suffered from this problem i.e. most of CUK

Might I suggest you f**k off to somewhere more appropriate? Mumsnet for instance?

[TimberWolf]

Web pages with page numbers that you have to page through one at a time. I prefer a single long scrollable page.

[Mich the Tester]

Awful. I just can't bear talking for the sake of it. I'm rude basically.

Not rude, just right in this case.

[northernladuk]

Not rude, just right in this case.

Nope she is definately rude

[NickFitz]

the ping of the lift bells, i'm sitting in an office with a window that overlooks an atrium and the air con doesn't seem to know what to do so I have the 'so called' window open which gives me some air to breathe but also the ping every five seconds

At the Capital Radio building on Leicester Square, the lift uses recordings of Johnny Vaughan:

<JV>Doors Openinnng... Fourth Floor... Doors Closinnng</JV>

Drives you mad

[thunderlizard]

People who dive into the tube lift and stop the doors closing and do the "ooh, lucky me!" face, not realising that they're the 5th person to do it and we'd all just like to go up now...

[MaryPoppins]

People who dive into the tube lift and stop the doors closing and do the "ooh, lucky me!" face, not realising that they're the 5th person to do it and we'd all just like to go up now...

..and further not realising I was the one pretending to hold the doors open, while stabbing the "close doors" button with a smile.

[Boudica]

At the Capital Radio building on Leicester Square, the lift uses recordings of Johnny Vaughan:

<JV>Doors Openinnng... Fourth Floor... Doors Closinnng</JV>

Drives you mad

o dear i will stop complaining! (well about this)

could be worse...johnny vegas? or someone from gavin and stacey or some brummie accent, or norfolk... cheer up chimp, could be much worse, but i prefer a ping to a voice anyday