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The little things that annoy you
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Especially when they look around and see the staff drinking out of over-sized "I hate Mondays" Garfield mugs.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Politicians....all of themWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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The little things that annoy you
Jeanette Krankie
Hazel Blears
Gary ColemanComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by wobbegong View PostJeanette Krankie
Hazel Blears
G̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶e̶m̶a̶n̶Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Comedy retrospectives on TV that consist of the same old clips of old shows, surrounded by celebrities explaining that they are funny.Comment
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"Celebrities" famous for nothing more than being a "Celebrity", e.g. Paris Hilton, Peaches Geldof etc.Comment
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Also "rudest TV out-takes" that don't consist of actresses removing their kit, just some twit swearing because he fluffed his lines.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostComedy retrospectives on TV that consist of the same old clips of old shows, surrounded by celebrities explaining that they are funny.Comment
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Check out the Krankies' autobiography. It's truly astounding. It's Boogie Nights meets Nil By Mouth.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostJeanette Krankie
The Krankies: The odd couple - Profiles, People - The IndependentIan: "She said to me, 'I know you've been with Angie. You've got glitter on your balls...'"
Janette: "And he said to me, 'I know you've been with Rocky. You smell of leopard's piss.'"Comment
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The kind of cheap white sliced bread that sticks to the roof of your mouth (I just had a sandwich made out of it)Comment
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