The little things that annoy you

[northernladuk]

People who misuse the word CRUTCH instead of CROTCH.

You mean in the context of when they are writhing on the floor in front of you yelling 'I only commented about her salad and she kicked me in the crutch!!!'

[MaryPoppins]

You mean in the context of when they are writhing on the floor in front of you yelling 'I only commented about her salad and she kicked me in the crutch!!!'

Yes, precisely. I'd kick you again and say, it's CROTCH you idiot.

[MaryPoppins]

Desperate to know what kind of car you have MP, love cars, unfortunately have no money.

Oh nothing exciting B, I did have a VW Corrado VR6. It was spotless. Had to get rid as not baby friendly.

[cailin maith]

OI!

CM, Spod is being nasty to me

norrahe... I'll jump up and kick him in the shins for you later

[Boudica]

Oh nothing exciting B, I did have a VW Corrado VR6. It was spotless. Had to get rid as not baby friendly.

o i like them, they are quite rare

haha reminds me of a friend of mine whose mum cried when she bought a two door car just after she had a baby!

[wobbegong]

The little things that annoy you

Anyone who spells 'fair' as 'fayre'.

Comic Sans

Apostrophes used in plurals. For example "clothe's"

[norrahe]

norrahe... I'll jump up and kick him in the shins for you later

Go raibh maith agat

[norrahe]

Oh nothing exciting B, I did have a VW Corrado VR6. It was spotless. Had to get rid as not baby friendly.

Nice

[Zippy]

norrahe... I'll jump up and kick him in the shins for you later

Anyone who spells 'fair' as 'fayre'.

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Apostrophes used in plurals. For example "clothe's"

No! Kick him in the spud's.

[NickFitz]

Anyone who spells 'fair' as 'fayre'.

And then there are those - usually publicans - who use "fayre" when they mean "fare": "Traditional English Fayre" (i.e. fish and chips, or steak and kidney pie).

Sometimes they use "fair" instead, which is almost as annoying but at least isn't a cloying archaicism