The little things that annoy you

[Platypus]

I'll try to phrase this politely...

Girls who insist on a chap wearing a strawberry flavour wrapper before administering a tentative kiss but then expect you to tuck in with gusto .

This is the best by far !

10/10

[wobbegong]

I just hate socks

I have to agree with you there, I can't wait to get shoes and socks off my feet at every opportunity.

<tip> Buy some "Kung-Fu" slippers from a martial arts shop, but make sure they're 1 size too big. Keeps you feet warm around the house and you don't know you've got them on.
</tip>

[wobbegong]

team members who make up their own words "updation" anyone

Off-shore people, you know what I am talking about.

Sri Lankans?

[wobbegong]

Good list - apart from the last one. I feel nuts sometimes stopping at traffic light, as my carrying on would have no impact on the other traffic at all.

Sorry TW, you're a road user, you obey the rules. Look on the bright side you don't have to pay road tax for the privilege.

[BoredBloke]

Old grunty bollux behind me who keeps grunting to clear his throat!

[Scary]

People (management types) verbing nouns.

[EternalOptimist]

people who say cretaceous, in swahili with a Welsh accent

[shaunbhoy]

people who say cretaceous, in swahili with a Welsh accent

You too?

[Pogle]

I'm trying to make him into a nicer person

Good luck with that .....

[shaunbhoy]

I'm trying to make him into a nicer person

"Everyone knows an ant, can't, move a rubber tree plant....etc."