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The little things that annoy you
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Yeah - don’t see him as a 'fixer upper' or a project, just accept him for what he is and then work out if you want that for the next 20 - 30 years?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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People who say 'as I say' when they have not said it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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People who insist on perverse interpretations of obviously correct grammar, in order to try and make a point."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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your loosing the plot if that iritates uOriginally posted by realityhack View PostTo ≠ too
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My missus habit of putting used teabags in the sink, when there's a perfectly good bin 5 feet from the sink.
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When the cats are loose, the missus closes the bedroom windows, in case they jump out and hurt themselves. Even in the heat of summer.
When I point to them running around on the roof chasing birds, she says 'thats different'
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I'm guilty of this but for a valid reason, one of my cats jumped out of one of the bedroom windows when he saw a butterfly going past. (not the brightest spark in the book) and b*ggered up his back legs.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen the cats are loose, the missus closes the bedroom windows, in case they jump out and hurt themselves. Even in the heat of summer.
When I point to them running around on the roof chasing birds, she says 'thats different'

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