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The ineffectual stop-word list (if there is one) and relevance scoring on the search function for this forum. Search for little things that annoy and this thread comes 27th.
Questionnaires that ask you in fine detail how "satisfied" you are. Satisfied (from satis) basically means "Was it enough?". It's a yes or no situation. There aren't 7 grades of "satisfied", ranging from "extremely satisfied" to "extremely dissatisfied", none of which is just "satisfied" but one of which is the philosophically intriguing "neither satisfied nor dissatisfied".
people who use their office desk phone to hold conference calls and have the speaker phone on..
FFS it's even worse when you here the other side of the conversation from across the office.
What about when you're in the call and on the other side of the office. You get to hear it, and then again a moment or so later at a higher speed and varying pitch.
Permy managers who think a packet of chocolate biscuits is adequate compensation for 3 weeks of hard slog sorting out the mess they'd created in the first place.
Or even worse the permie boss sending an email with 'much kudos' for a job well done... unfortunately 'kudos' doesn't pay my mortgage you patronising bastard.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Permy managers who think a packet of chocolate biscuits is adequate compensation for 3 weeks of hard slog sorting out the mess they'd created in the first place.
I knew some contractors had been cutting their rates lately but that's pretty extreme. I wouldn't do 3 weeks for any less than a bag of Sainsbury's chewy cookies and a Battenburg cake.
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