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The little things that annoy you

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      My great-aunt's dog (a pekingese bitch) fell out of a 8th story window of a hotel in Mayfair when I was a lad.

      Regretfully, the outcome wasn't quite as successful as Lucky's.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        Little things that annoy you

        The ineffectual stop-word list (if there is one) and relevance scoring on the search function for this forum. Search for little things that annoy and this thread comes 27th.

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          Little things that annoy you

          Questionnaires that ask you in fine detail how "satisfied" you are. Satisfied (from satis) basically means "Was it enough?". It's a yes or no situation. There aren't 7 grades of "satisfied", ranging from "extremely satisfied" to "extremely dissatisfied", none of which is just "satisfied" but one of which is the philosophically intriguing "neither satisfied nor dissatisfied".

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            people who use their office desk phone to hold conference calls and have the speaker phone on..

            FFS it's even worse when you here the other side of the conversation from across the office.
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              Originally posted by JonSmile View Post
              people who use their office desk phone to hold conference calls and have the speaker phone on..

              FFS it's even worse when you here the other side of the conversation from across the office.
              Thats what ipods are for
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                Originally posted by JonSmile View Post
                people who use their office desk phone to hold conference calls and have the speaker phone on..

                FFS it's even worse when you here the other side of the conversation from across the office.
                What about when you're in the call and on the other side of the office. You get to hear it, and then again a moment or so later at a higher speed and varying pitch.
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                  Permy managers who think a packet of chocolate biscuits is adequate compensation for 3 weeks of hard slog sorting out the mess they'd created in the first place.

                  Or even worse the permie boss sending an email with 'much kudos' for a job well done... unfortunately 'kudos' doesn't pay my mortgage you patronising bastard.
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                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Permy managers who think a packet of chocolate biscuits is adequate compensation for 3 weeks of hard slog sorting out the mess they'd created in the first place.
                    I knew some contractors had been cutting their rates lately but that's pretty extreme. I wouldn't do 3 weeks for any less than a bag of Sainsbury's chewy cookies and a Battenburg cake.

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