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The little things that annoy you
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People who think I give a toss about their pathetic little views.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostPeople who write their own obvious jokes without reading other people's obvious jokes first. Is CUK a write-only forum now?Comment
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TV chefs who say "drizzle".Originally posted by PorkPie View PostTV chefs who say "reduce down"Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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chefs who have michelin stars for restaurants they never cook inOriginally posted by Sysman View PostTV chefs who say "drizzle".Comment
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I would like to add.Originally posted by Troll View Post- Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
- Twats who fail to realise that 'advisory' speed limits are in fact not compulsory
- Twats who take roundabouts without slowing down who think that allowing others onto 'their' roundabout is somehow a sign of weakness (end result is traffic light controlled roundabouts ffs)
- Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
- Kent police for any implementation of "Operation Stack"
- Everyone under 30 years old who now all appear to be fully fledged members of the halfwit nation club
- Anyone & everyone who works Accenture
Motorist who do not give way to pedestrians while they are crossing at road junctions. (I applauded a pedestrian who kicked a car (driven by a woman) that just missed him while doing the above.
Motorists who think that it’s a good idea to take shortcuts down the wrong way of one-way streets. (Usually woman again.)
Tailgaters.
Rsoles who cut across min roundabouts a full speed disregarding all rules.
Micra divers who manage to park three feet off the curb and in between two car spaces.
Disabled divers who think the blue badge exempts them from all motoring laws including driving through pedestrian only and bus only areas."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
- Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
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Its usually mothers. As they have a small child onbard their enormous 4WD they are allowed to break all road rules. And allowed to run down pedestrians. Including people like Mrs BP and the kids when walking to school. Despite that we probably live furthest from the school.Originally posted by Troll View PostWimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
If all women who drives 4WD were shot the world would be a much better place.Comment
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Men (or min) ..... (why is it always men?) who, when they see you let someone into a queue, rush out after them and force you to let them out too.Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
Men (why is it always men?) who overtake the minute you get into a higher speed zone, then half a mile later, or less, brake hard and force everyone to stop while they turn off the road.
Men (why - oh well, you the idea) who drive so close to your rear bumper that you can see nothing of their car in the rear view mirror, just the whites of their eyes.
Men who overtake when there is a long line of traffic all going at the same speed. All they do is force everyone to brake each time they try to pull in, then they end up 5 miles later only a few cars ahead of where they started.
Anyone who parks in a disabled space without a sticker - my mum and husband have them but they're often no use because the spaces are filled by the able-bodied ................ usually men of course.
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Of course you could try pulling in instead of driving in the wrong lane.Originally posted by SillyMilly View PostMen (why - oh well, you the idea) who drive so close to your rear bumper that you can see nothing of their car in the rear view mirror, just the whites of their eyes.Comment
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