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The little things that annoy you
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People who get annoyed at the smallest things..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Also useful if they mean Mac-10...Originally posted by PorkPie View PostUseful advice if you're expecting sudden downpours though.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostAvon & Somerset police for waving vehicles past a 'bump' when they should put down their doughnuts and push the bloody thing to the side of the road instead of letting a 30 minute tailback build up.
- Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
- Twats who fail to realise that 'advisory' speed limits are in fact not compulsory
- Twats who take roundabouts without slowing down who think that allowing others onto 'their' roundabout is somehow a sign of weakness (end result is traffic light controlled roundabouts ffs)
- Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
- Kent police for any implementation of "Operation Stack"
- Everyone under 30 years old who now all appear to be fully fledged members of the halfwit nation club
- Anyone & everyone who works Accenture
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
- Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
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Do you drive a lot then?Originally posted by Troll View Post[LIST][*]Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
[*]Twats who fail to realise that 'advisory' speed limits are in fact not compulsory
[*]Twats who take roundabouts without slowing down who think that allowing others onto 'their' roundabout is somehow a sign of weakness (end result is traffic light controlled roundabouts ffs)
[*]Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
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When a whole group of people run for the train doors and the leading person suddenly stops dead when they are in the train, causing everyone else to run into them.
This is also the case when a bunch of people run across a road. Why does the leading person stop dead? Do they want the rest to get mowed down by a car?Comment
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finding a pube in your delivery keema madras, like i did on friday
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Everything annoys me, big or little.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Two Margarines on the Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4cEocL5kIOriginally posted by Scary View PostPeople starting a new tube of toothpaste, toilet roll, bag of sugar or whatever when there's ALREADY ONE OPEN! So now there are 2 of these things open and being used in parallel! Grrr!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Postsasguru.
very little, but very annoying!
People who write their own obvious jokes without reading other people's obvious jokes first. Is CUK a write-only forum now?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostComment
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