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The little things that annoy you

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    #31
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    People who say "get a Mac" at every opportunity
    People who get annoyed at the smallest things...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #32
      Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
      Useful advice if you're expecting sudden downpours though.
      Also useful if they mean Mac-10...

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        #33
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Avon & Somerset police for waving vehicles past a 'bump' when they should put down their doughnuts and push the bloody thing to the side of the road instead of letting a 30 minute tailback build up.
        • Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
        • Twats who fail to realise that 'advisory' speed limits are in fact not compulsory
        • Twats who take roundabouts without slowing down who think that allowing others onto 'their' roundabout is somehow a sign of weakness (end result is traffic light controlled roundabouts ffs)
        • Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
        • Kent police for any implementation of "Operation Stack"
        • Everyone under 30 years old who now all appear to be fully fledged members of the halfwit nation club
        • Anyone & everyone who works Accenture
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #34
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          [LIST][*]Twats who fail to realise that he first rule of motorway shunts is to get their vehicles to to hard shoulder - not stand there gawping at the aftermath waiting for someone to come and sort their mess out
          [*]Twats who fail to realise that 'advisory' speed limits are in fact not compulsory
          [*]Twats who take roundabouts without slowing down who think that allowing others onto 'their' roundabout is somehow a sign of weakness (end result is traffic light controlled roundabouts ffs)
          [*]Wimmin (why is always wimmin) who are let into a traffic queue but then stubbornly refuse to allow anyone else to join.
          Do you drive a lot then?

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            #35
            When a whole group of people run for the train doors and the leading person suddenly stops dead when they are in the train, causing everyone else to run into them.

            This is also the case when a bunch of people run across a road. Why does the leading person stop dead? Do they want the rest to get mowed down by a car?

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              #36
              finding a pube in your delivery keema madras, like i did on friday



              (\__/)
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #37
                Everything annoys me, big or little.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #38
                  Two Margarines on the Go

                  Originally posted by Scary View Post
                  People starting a new tube of toothpaste, toilet roll, bag of sugar or whatever when there's ALREADY ONE OPEN! So now there are 2 of these things open and being used in parallel! Grrr!
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4cEocL5kI

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                    #39
                    little things that annoy you.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      sasguru.

                      very little, but very annoying!
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      People who write their own obvious jokes without reading other people's obvious jokes first. Is CUK a write-only forum now?

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