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Xmas Do - where, when, who
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I believe we discussed mandatory Xeno Geek Points for even attending a function such as this, did we not? Nay? Ay Cousin, methinks 'twould be a fair bargain. Hark. -
Aye cousin. thou speakest sooth. Fare thee well, for the arms of Morpheus come to claim me. I will await the judgement of the Prince of Xenophon and his fair lady.Originally posted by realityhack View PostI believe we discussed mandatory Xeno Geek Points for even attending a function such as this, did we not? Nay? Ay Cousin, methinks 'twould be a fair bargain. Hark.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Zippy is hereby awarded 65,536 NickFitz P&T Regular Geek PointsOriginally posted by Zippy View PostAhh. No Xeno points for me (again).
I shall sulk until the next outing ...
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and forsooth, where be my points , for verily I was there, I shall sulketh most





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good night was had by all, could I suggest a more central venue, whereby we can hav champagne, Vodka and redbull, as opposed to whatever fizzy stuff they had behind the bar
have incriminating piccies been put on facebook?
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GOOD MORNING!
Sounds like it was a good night
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by DaveB View PostGOOD MORNING!
Sounds like it was a good night
Not till I've had more coffee and a bacon and egg sarnie
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Now that sounds like a fine idea!Originally posted by norrahe View Postsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not till I've had more coffee and a bacon and egg sarnie
<leaves immediately for the caff>
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Waaayyyyy better than Xeno points. Ta NF.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostZippy is hereby awarded 65,536 NickFitz P&T Regular Geek Points
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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