Xmas Do - where, when, who

[Xenophon]

I hereby award NickFitz 1,000,000,000 Xeno Geek Points, OwlHoot 30 Xeno Points, Bunk 10 Xeno Geek Points, and Realityhack 1001 Xeno Geek Points. Forsooth.

[NickFitz]

RH has got Xeno's iPhone, BTW

[Gonzo]

RH has got Xeno's iPhone, BTW

That explains a lot...

[Gonzo]

Hi Gonzo

Shame you can't be here, but if you insist on having roast kiwi for dinner...

I know.

Nights such these are one thing I really miss.

Enjoy the rest of your night folks.

[Xenophon]

Ok. Here is the news. The Xeno Geek Points awarded are valid. RH may be a cock, but he knows who deserves points.

[RichardCranium]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

There is something worse than people taking cameras to a piss-up.

Posting on an IT contractor's forum on the t'InterWeb during a piss-up.

I hereby award you all 101 Stereotype Cliché Points!

Now put the keyboard down and

GET ON WITH THE DRINKING!

[DS23]

Now put the keyboard down and

GET ON WITH THE DRINKING!

whs+

[Zippy]

You should have been there.

A darned good evening chaps, and a pleasure to meet you all. Verily.

[realityhack]

I hereby award NickFitz 1,000,000,000 Xeno Geek Points, OwlHoot 30 Xeno Points, Bunk 10 Xeno Geek Points, and Realityhack 1001 Xeno Geek Points. Forsooth.

RH has got Xeno's iPhone, BTW

Ok. Here is the news. The Xeno Geek Points awarded are valid. RH may be a cock, but he knows who deserves points.

And a low-key night compared with some, but a good time had by all.
Some reminder phrases for various ppl:
BA cv
Email contact details
Find my benched PM mate a job
Technology/platform fairytale project
DO NOT mix sparkly with Red Bull and pub vodka
It should be fancy dress next time
Your head feels like velcro
You've been shorn
I'm going to pretend not to be a code monkey
Transformation layers
A day will, honestly, feel like 5 min
Rip the dress off, it doesn't matter how much it cost
Yes, yes I was fooled by starbuck
To hell with the Maldives, head for the Seychelles
Probably a cup size out - but fairly close

...and that's about the level of detail I'd stop at. Your imagination shall be left to piece it together. Any and all conclusions drawn may or may not bear any resemblance to the truth. And if it did, we wouldn't tell.

[Zippy]

Ahh. No Xeno points for me (again).

I shall sulk until the next outing ...