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    #51
    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
    So you can peel off the tape and re-use it. A man of class

    Unless ... what's with the KY Jelly? That's WRONG, man, so WRONG.
    Oh Lordy. I'm going to roll another one
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      #52
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Oh Lordy. I'm going to roll another one
      Roll me one too.

      I wonder what happens when I feed these monkeys large amounts of speed and put some Prodigy on...

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        #53
        Crucial, man, found tha booze in the fridge. "Kestrel lager" it says, looks cool. Watch me chug one down, guys!
        I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
        If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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          #54
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Roll me one too.

          I wonder what happens when I feed these monkeys large amounts of speed and put some Prodigy on...
          Smack My Bitch Up Where has he gone anyway?

          Sorry RH <sound of rustling papers> - here you go
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            #55
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Smack My Bitch Up Where has he gone anyway?
            Erm, I'm going to step outside by the barbeque, and the smouldering shed. It's getting a bit frantic in here.

            <wheels drinks cabinet out of the room>

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              #56
              Sorry I'm late!

              <opens Waitrose bag>

              Thought I'd buy some..

              <sniffs the air>

              ....munchies.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #57
                Well done that woman. Drink? Something stronger?
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                  #58
                  Erm... I saw cojak for a second there - she's in the room with a vanful of speeding experimental monkeys. Emphasis on the mental. She can handle herself, I'm sure.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Well done that woman. Drink? Something stronger?
                    JD and coke please Zip.

                    Is RH ok over there? He seems to be rambling...

                    oh and pass the duchie over here please...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Erm... I saw cojak for a second there - she's in the room with a vanful of speeding experimental monkeys. Emphasis on the mental. She can handle herself, I'm sure.
                      Have another puff and sit down. It'll be OK, honest.
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