I swallowed the fish by mistake. Goes well with a Long Island Iced Tea - may I have another? I'll try one of those stripey fish next please.
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You are so fitting inOriginally posted by Crumlin View PostBut I'll get the BBQ prepped though!!!

How is your place by the way? Are the windows back in?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Music anyone....Bazza gets caught
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Yep. No problem (you don't mind if they are not moving do you?)Originally posted by realityhack View PostI swallowed the fish by mistake. Goes well with a Long Island Iced Tea - may I have another? I'll try one of those stripey fish next please.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I prefer the squirming ones - makes them go down the gullet easily. Ta.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYep. No problem (you don't mind if they are not moving do you?)
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It's sunshiney - shall we open all the windows?Bazza gets caught
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Arse - who let the canary out?Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's sunshiney - shall we open all the windows?
Good plan. It'll get rid of the smell of the weed.
Music = good
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Thank!Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou are so fitting in
How is your place by the way? Are the windows back in?
Yep, insurance job. Blamed it on that Scouser from next door.
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I've got it. I'll put it somewhere safe.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostArse - who let the canary out?
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