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We were paying you to stop - not to continue.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostFine... I thought you liked it..
And the lengthy section of your string vest dance where you made little sculptures out of your belly button & toe fluff... <shudder>Comment
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Oh. Thats alright thenOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThe aquarium. I think the suede sofa absorbed most of it though.
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25 quid I made too!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostWe were paying you to stop - not to continue.
And the lengthy section of your string vest dance where you made little sculptures out of your belly button & toe fluff... <shudder>
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I see what you've done with the fish there. Goes nicely with the cocktail umbrella. best down it before the fish-goo trickles into my drink.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh. Thats alright then
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Ninjalike - good lad!!!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostI see what you've done with the fish there. Goes nicely with the cocktail umbrella. best down it before the fish-goo trickles into my drink.
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There's a cage full of freshly shaven gerbils?!?!?!Originally posted by Zippy View PostNinjalike - good lad!!!!
Cheers. Has he got any other pets btw?

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I thought Pogle was on holiday.....Originally posted by MrToast View PostThere's a cage full of freshly shaven gerbils?!?!?!

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Maybe later. Not hungry at the momentOriginally posted by MrToast View PostThere's a cage full of freshly shaven gerbils?!?!?!


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But I'll get the BBQ prepped though!!!Originally posted by Zippy View PostMaybe later. Not hungry at the moment
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