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    #id
    Put on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to it
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      #id
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Put on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to it
      The stereo's on fire, along with everything else. I hope Prickles doesn't piss The Gimp off too much. I'm going to sidle away to the park with the beers.

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        #id
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        The stereo's on fire, along with everything else. I hope Prickles doesn't piss The Gimp off too much. I'm going to sidle away to the park with the beers.
        Bench?
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          #id
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Bench?
          You called?

          Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #id
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            You called?

            Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.
            You could help lighten the load

            <sound of opening beer can>
            How is your head btw?
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              #id
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              <sound of opening beer can>
              How is your head btw?
              <sound of opening beer can>
              Getting better.

              Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                <sound of opening beer can>
                Getting better.

                Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.
                Do you want some ice with that?
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                  #id
                  <crawls out of coal-hole>

                  Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.

                  I want my Mum.
                  I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                  If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                    <crawls out of coal-hole>

                    Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.

                    I want my Mum.
                    Bless. You went down there a boy and have emerged as a ... erm ... ?

                    Go home love, she's probably got your tea ready. You'll enjoy the next party a lot more
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