Put on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to it
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostPut on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to itComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThe stereo's on fire, along with everything else. I hope Prickles doesn't piss The Gimp off too much. I'm going to sidle away to the park with the beers.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBench?
Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou called?
Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.
<sound of opening beer can>
How is your head btw?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post<sound of opening beer can>
How is your head btw?
Getting better.
Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<sound of opening beer can>
Getting better.
Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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<crawls out of coal-hole>
Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.
I want my Mum.I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by Prickles View Post<crawls out of coal-hole>
Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.
I want my Mum.
Go home love, she's probably got your tea ready. You'll enjoy the next party a lot more+50 Xeno Geek Points
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