Newbie- Made redundant

[weemster]

would you like to?

YES !!

[ThomasSoerensen]

I swallowed the fish by mistake. Goes well with a Long Island Iced Tea - may I have another? I'll try one of those stripey fish next please.

don't worry - Steve'O did that on a Jackass episode - he then proceeded to barf it up into the fish bowl again - fish still alive - but now in mucky water

[realityhack]

I'm still properly pissed. Anyone else want a slap-up full English breakfast?

<grabs ingredients from fridge, preps stove and frying pan>

Oh, and I found the Berocca. Thank goodness.

[Pondlife]

don't worry - Steve'O did that on a Jackass episode - he then proceeded to barf it up into the fish bowl again - fish still alive - but now in mucky water

Did anyone ever see The Regurgitator whilst in college. He did the Uni tour circuit a few times in the early ninteys.

The guy used to swallow change and bring up any combination of coins you asked for.

He also swallowed live fish IIRC.

Made a flippin horrible noise doing it.

[Zippy]

I'm still properly pissed. Anyone else want a slap-up full English breakfast?

<grabs ingredients from fridge, preps stove and frying pan>

Oh, and I found the Berocca. Thank goodness.

Bacon sandwich please. And a pint of whatever is left

Jeez, look at the state of the place

[realityhack]

Oh.

Anyone see a fire extinguisher anywhere?

[Zippy]

Oh.

Anyone see a fire extinguisher anywhere?

Oops. Used them yesterday when Crumlin was trying to put the shed out.

<hands RH a fishbowl full of some odd-looking liquid>

[realityhack]

<hands RH a fishbowl full of some odd-looking liquid>

<chucks liquid over blazing stove>

<fire now completely out of control>

Erm. I suggest we leave.

[Zippy]

<chucks liquid over blazing stove>

<fire now completely out of control>

Erm. I suggest we leave.

Right behind you

[realityhack]

<outside, view of rapidly disintegrating house>

I brought the marshmallows.

<toast>

Want one?