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Oh Lordy. I'm going to roll another one+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Roll me one too.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh Lordy. I'm going to roll another one
I wonder what happens when I feed these monkeys large amounts of speed and put some Prodigy on...Comment
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Crucial, man, found tha booze in the fridge. "Kestrel lager" it says, looks cool. Watch me chug one down, guys!
I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Smack My Bitch UpOriginally posted by realityhack View PostRoll me one too.
I wonder what happens when I feed these monkeys large amounts of speed and put some Prodigy on...
Where has he gone anyway?
Sorry RH <sound of rustling papers> - here you go+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Erm, I'm going to step outside by the barbeque, and the smouldering shed. It's getting a bit frantic in here.Originally posted by Zippy View PostSmack My Bitch Up
Where has he gone anyway?
<wheels drinks cabinet out of the room>Comment
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Sorry I'm late!
<opens Waitrose bag>
Thought I'd buy some..
<sniffs the air>
....munchies."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Well done that woman. Drink? Something stronger?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Erm... I saw cojak for a second there - she's in the room with a vanful of speeding experimental monkeys. Emphasis on the mental. She can handle herself, I'm sure.Comment
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JD and coke please Zip.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWell done that woman. Drink? Something stronger?
Is RH ok over there? He seems to be rambling...
oh and pass the duchie over here please..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Have another puff and sit down. It'll be OK, honest.Originally posted by realityhack View PostErm... I saw cojak for a second there - she's in the room with a vanful of speeding experimental monkeys. Emphasis on the mental. She can handle herself, I'm sure.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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