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    Introducing Myself

    Howdy folks, greetings from the US of A here. Been lurking here for a while now but looking forward to participating in your unique British humor among other things!

    #2
    Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
    Howdy folks, greetings from the US of A here. Been lurking here for a while now but looking forward to participating in your unique British humor among other things!
    Hello. You will be assured of a warm welcome here. It's traditional to have a party for new members, so I'll contact one of the senior members and we'll be in touch. I hope you enjoy your membership
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      Originally posted by Toolpusher
      Do you like movies about gladiators?
      Be nice and bring a bottle to the party
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Toolpusher
        Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
        Yep. And drugs. And Twister.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Be nice and bring a bottle to the party
          And your own spoon.
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            Howdy PB,

            What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
            Hide the pets and know some things:

            Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.

            You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.

            I am Spartacus.

            I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.

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              #7
              hi - do you smoke? Can I bum a fag?
              Bored.

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Howdy PB,

                What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
                Hide the pets and know some things:

                Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.

                You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.

                I am Spartacus.

                I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.
                A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                  hi - do you smoke? Can I bum a fag?
                  Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! He's from the US of A remember?

                  Sorry PB, what my learned colleague meant to say was, can I pinch a ciggie?

                  HTH
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Didn't there used to be a chocolate bar called a Yankee years ago?

                    Hi newbie
                    The pope is a tard.

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