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chetty replied

7 August 2009, 12:08
Welcome sir.
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sasguru replied

7 August 2009, 10:20
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Threaded!!!

Yes the time machine has gone wrong!
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EternalOptimist replied

7 August 2009, 10:19
Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

Nah! My real name's Paylo but I get called payload coz I'm so frikkin fat!

ah

In England, Payload Bollington doesnt make any sense. I recommend

FatBastad Bollingtonne
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Churchill replied

7 August 2009, 10:18
Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations

Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

Nah! My real name's Paylo but I get called payload coz I'm so frikkin fat!

Threaded!!!
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Payload Bollington replied

7 August 2009, 10:17
Nah! My real name's Paylo but I get called payload coz I'm so frikkin fat!
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sasguru replied

7 August 2009, 10:12
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Do you get paid loads payload ?

Or do you just load bombers?
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Churchill replied

7 August 2009, 10:12
Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations

You are Milanbenes and ICMFP!
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EternalOptimist replied

7 August 2009, 10:07
Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations

Do you get paid loads payload ?
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Payload Bollington replied

7 August 2009, 10:03
I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations
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sasguru replied

7 August 2009, 09:58
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Where are you PB

Swindon

HTH
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alreadypacked replied

7 August 2009, 09:48
Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post

A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!

Where are you PB
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Payload Bollington replied

7 August 2009, 07:52
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Howdy PB,

What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
Hide the pets and know some things:

Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.

You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.

I am Spartacus.

I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.

A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!
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Churchill replied

6 August 2009, 22:14
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Churchy isn't a midget RH - watch out!!

He's not f**king autistic either!

I'm not even artistic!
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Zippy replied

6 August 2009, 16:01
<zippy plies crowbar once more>

Wha .. our host has got a shotgun! I'll get the barsteward.
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realityhack replied

6 August 2009, 15:58
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

According to welsh folklore they are attracted to BS so he'll be right back

<zippy picks up crowbar and liberates 'cigarettes'>

Just a half for me RH.

Here you go.

<chink>

Wha- what was that? Did you see that? A talking purple giraffe!

Oi! Come back here!

<runs after something>
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