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    #91
    Nee-Naw Nee-Naw Nee-Naw
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #92
      My, a hatch opened and there's an autistic midget running around with a toy car.

      That's unusual.

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        #93
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #94
          Let's try again...


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            #95
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            My, a hatch opened and there's an autistic midget running around with a toy car.

            That's unusual.
            I think you've had enough?
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              #96
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I think you've had enough?
              No - seriously! Didn't you see that? He ran into the conservatory just now. Honestly!

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                #97
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                No - seriously! Didn't you see that? He ran into the conservatory just now. Honestly!
                <zippy in helpless fits of giggles>

                Hey no RH! Put that shovel down
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  No - seriously! Didn't you see that? He ran into the conservatory just now. Honestly!
                  Churchy isn't a midget RH - watch out!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #99
                    Hmm... I just mistook some old (ex) vase for the midget. He'll be back again I bet.

                    <puts shovel down>

                    <goes to mix some more Mojitos>

                    Zippy - best use that crowbar on the cigarette drawer - don't know which button opened it.

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Hmm... I just mistook some old (ex) vase for the midget. He'll be back again I bet.

                      <puts shovel down>

                      <goes to mix some more Mojitos>

                      Zippy - best use that crowbar on the cigarette drawer - don't know which button opened it.
                      According to welsh folklore they are attracted to BS so he'll be right back

                      <zippy picks up crowbar and liberates 'cigarettes'>

                      Just a half for me RH.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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