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    #81
    <zippy dances like a pissed up uncle at your wedding>

    Keep 'em coming CM. Another mojito?
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      #82
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      <zippy dances like a pissed up uncle at your wedding>

      Keep 'em coming CM. Another mojito?
      Can I have some of whatever you're on? I feel a bit sleepy. Another Mojito for me please.

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        #83
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Ooh cool. <grabs remote>

        What does that button do? <presses multiple times> Oh bugger - there goes the blind.
        The guide dog wasn't amused either. Oops, meant seeing eye dog.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #84
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Can I have some of whatever you're on? I feel a bit sleepy. Another Mojito for me please.
          There you go and - er - there you go. Try not to break that rather attractive glass coffee table though.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #85
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            There you go and - er - there you go. Try not to break that rather attractive glass coffee table though.
            <lights ON>

            Thanks! This glass is slipp-

            <Crash>

            Pass me another Mojito please - I'll need to make another batch soon.

            <crunch crunch crunch>

            Don't set the twister up over here, by the way.

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              #86
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Are you sure you guys aren't thinking of Yorkie?
              I don't know about SA, but I was.

              I put it down to the "herbal tobacco".
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #87
                Sigh. I'll get the tools and the dustpan and brush.

                Actually, on second thoughts - could I have one of those parsley fags please?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                  I don't know about SA, but I was.

                  I put it down to the "herbal tobacco".
                  It's ok.... as a trucker, I know these things
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    It's ok.... as a trucker, I know these things
                    Aw hell, I've spat mojito all over the carpet and my fags gone out.

                    Oooh I feel strange.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Sigh. I'll get the tools and the dustpan and brush.

                      Actually, on second thoughts - could I have one of those parsley fags please?
                      Yep no probs! Here - let me just work out which button it was to open the drawer...


                      <click>

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