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<RH presses remote control buttons in a process of elimination - alarm, stereo, phone, sprinklers, hoover all cease functioning. Fireplace turns around the right way. Air-con to normal. TV off. Lights on. Doors, shutters & windows all open.>
<RH presses remote control buttons in a process of elimination - alarm, stereo, phone, sprinklers, hoover all cease functioning. Fireplace turns around the right way. Air-con to normal. TV off. Lights on. Doors, shutters & windows all open.>
Say again?
Erm.... I'm not sure whatever I say, you will understand.... what was that you had earlier?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
Didn't there used to be a chocolate bar called a Yankee years ago?
Yup, and the adverts featured a tough looking truck driver. Funny thing is that most of the UK truck drivers around in those days tended to have Greasy Spoon Cafe style paunches.
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Yup, and the adverts featured a tough looking truck driver. Funny thing is that most of the UK truck drivers around in those days tended to have Greasy Spoon Cafe style paunches.
Are you sure you guys aren't thinking of Yorkie?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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