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    #71
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    RH better now even try....
    Hello Did you bring that new-fangled iPod? Our host only has show tunes.
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      #72
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Hello Did you bring that new-fangled iPod? Our host only has show tunes.
      I certainly did... and I've hidden churchys iPod... trust me, it's a good thing!

      Shall we pick up where we left off last party... how about a bit of Kings of Leon?
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        #73
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        RH better now even try....
        Sorry, can't hear you.

        <RH presses remote control buttons in a process of elimination - alarm, stereo, phone, sprinklers, hoover all cease functioning. Fireplace turns around the right way. Air-con to normal. TV off. Lights on. Doors, shutters & windows all open.>

        Say again?

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          #74
          Ooh go on then. I need to move.
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            #75
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Sorry, can't hear you.

            <RH presses remote control buttons in a process of elimination - alarm, stereo, phone, sprinklers, hoover all cease functioning. Fireplace turns around the right way. Air-con to normal. TV off. Lights on. Doors, shutters & windows all open.>

            Say again?
            Erm.... I'm not sure whatever I say, you will understand.... what was that you had earlier?
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              #76
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Erm.... I'm not sure whatever I say, you will understand.... what was that you had earlier?
              A herbal cigarette I think. Very calming. Want one?

              Where's Churchill? He was here a second ago.

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                #77
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                A herbal cigarette I think. Very calming. Want one?

                Where's Churchill? He was here a second ago.
                I think he said he was going to get some biscuits?
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                  #78
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Didn't there used to be a chocolate bar called a Yankee years ago?
                  Yup, and the adverts featured a tough looking truck driver. Funny thing is that most of the UK truck drivers around in those days tended to have Greasy Spoon Cafe style paunches.
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                    #79
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    A herbal cigarette I think. Very calming. Want one?

                    Where's Churchill? He was here a second ago.
                    No thanks... I'm not a very good smoker Never got the hang of inhaling as opposed to swallowing the smoke

                    Churchill has gone for more beer
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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                      Yup, and the adverts featured a tough looking truck driver. Funny thing is that most of the UK truck drivers around in those days tended to have Greasy Spoon Cafe style paunches.
                      Are you sure you guys aren't thinking of Yorkie?
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