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Originally posted by Payload Bollington View PostNah! My real name's Paylo but I get called payload coz I'm so frikkin fat!
In England, Payload Bollington doesnt make any sense. I recommend
FatBastad Bollingtonne
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Nah! My real name's Paylo but I get called payload coz I'm so frikkin fat!
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Originally posted by Payload Bollington View PostI'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations
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I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations
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Originally posted by Payload Bollington View PostA pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHowdy PB,
What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
Hide the pets and know some things:
Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.
You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.
I am Spartacus.
I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.
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<zippy plies crowbar once more>
Wha .. our host has got a shotgun! I'll get the barsteward.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAccording to welsh folklore they are attracted to BS so he'll be right back
<zippy picks up crowbar and liberates 'cigarettes'>
Just a half for me RH.
<chink>
Wha- what was that? Did you see that? A talking purple giraffe!
Oi! Come back here!
<runs after something>
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