Yeah I'll have a coffee thanks. Could you stick a brandy in it please?
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Where's the drinks cabinet? Have a hunt around...Originally posted by Zippy View PostYeah I'll have a coffee thanks. Could you stick a brandy in it please?
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Got it! He keeps the booze in a locked cabinet for some reason.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well done you!Originally posted by Zippy View PostGot it! He keeps the booze in a locked cabinet for some reason.
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Quite a lovely setup we have here.
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Very nice. It's such a shame.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Shame? Why?Originally posted by Zippy View Post<chink>
Very nice. It's such a shame.
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If anyone else wants coffee it's right over there.Comment
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Well, you know what the guys are like when they've had a few ....Originally posted by realityhack View PostShame? Why?
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Oh, I see.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWell, you know what the guys are like when they've had a few ....
Well, I'm sure, when they see how nice this place is, they'll treat it with respect.
Do you think we can push the drinks cabinet door back into place without shattering the glass?
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