Introducing Myself

[Zippy]

Do you think we can push the drinks cabinet door back into place without shattering the glass?

<sip>

Hmm <sip>

I'll see if I can find a hammer later. A few solid blows should do it.

[realityhack]

Hmm <sip>

I'll see if I can find a hammer later. A few solid blows should do it.

<explore>

There is a pool here, in the large conservatory at the back of the house, and a games room!

Check the sound system out - posh looking speakers.

[alreadypacked]

Shame? Why?

<sip>

Still haven't thought of an appropriate custom title.

If anyone else wants coffee it's right over there.

Make mine a large one, just had one and half hour phone call with off-shore. If I have to say "sorry can you repeat that" one more time

[realityhack]

Make mine a large one, just had one and half hour phone call with off-shore. If I have to say "sorry can you repeat that" one more time

We feel your pain.

<Hands a liqueur coffee to AP>

<chink>

Nothing too mission-critical I hope.

<tries the sofa>

Hey! These recline! Lovely.

Annnd relax.

[alreadypacked]

We feel your pain.

<Hands a liqueur coffee to AP>

<chink>

Nothing too mission-critical I hope.

<tries the sofa>

Hey! These recline! Lovely.

Annnd relax.

No just re-platfroming of the finance system, no problem

[realityhack]

No just re-platfroming of the finance system, no problem

I see they're not offshoring anything too important then.

Why oh why oh why do they never learn.

[Zippy]

I really like these sofas

[realityhack]

I really like these sofas

This looks like the unversal remote to end all remotes...

<click>

<All the blinds in the room open>

<click>

<the garage door opens>

<click>

<sounds of a jacuzzi starting up in the conservatory>

<click>

Aha - found the one for the TV.

[realityhack]

There's some quality DVDs here. Real independent and world cinema as well as some great mainstream. Anyone want to watch a remastered copy of Leon, or The Big Blue?

<Searches cupboards in the kitchen, finds some microwave popcorn>

<Rummages in the drinks cabinet. Starts assembling the ingredients for Mojitos, finds a cocktail shaker>

Any Champagne anywhere?

[Zippy]

Ooh cool. <grabs remote>

What does that button do? <presses multiple times> Oh bugger - there goes the blind.