Howdy folks, greetings from the US of A here. Been lurking here for a while now but looking forward to participating in your unique British humor among other things!
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Originally posted by Payload Bollington View PostHowdy folks, greetings from the US of A here. Been lurking here for a while now but looking forward to participating in your unique British humor among other things!
Hello. You will be assured of a warm welcome here. It's traditional to have a party for new members, so I'll contact one of the senior members and we'll be in touch. I hope you enjoy your membership
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Be nice and bring a bottle to the partyOriginally posted by ToolpusherDo you like movies about gladiators?
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Yep. And drugs. And Twister.Originally posted by ToolpusherLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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And your own spoon.Originally posted by Zippy View PostBe nice and bring a bottle to the party
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Howdy PB,
What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
Hide the pets and know some things:
Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.
You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.
I am Spartacus.
I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.Comment
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A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!Originally posted by realityhack View PostHowdy PB,
What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
Hide the pets and know some things:
Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.
You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.
I am Spartacus.
I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.Comment
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! He's from the US of A remember?Originally posted by ace00 View Posthi - do you smoke? Can I bum a fag?
Sorry PB, what my learned colleague meant to say was, can I pinch a ciggie?
HTH
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Didn't there used to be a chocolate bar called a Yankee years ago?
Hi newbie
The pope is a tard.Comment
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