How would you entertain the Taliban?

[xoggoth]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

[EternalOptimist]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

I suggest making plasticine Bhuddas and offer them some bangers. They can stick the bangers in and explode the Bhuddas
hey presto - Millibands happy
Abdhul al Ackmed is happy

everyone is happy and no harm done

[minestrone]

Invite them round for a game of 'guess who licked the chutney spoon'

[Menelaus]

True Story

Do exactly what we did on the first aircraft leaving Saudi Arabia after the first Gulf War.

- bacon butties
- cans of light ale
- bottles of red wine

All this whilst the (RAF) aircraft was still on the ground; having been on the wagon for so long a bunch of pissed-up squaddies kneeling in our seats during take off flicking Vs at Saudi Arabia (and more than one (I was not included) mooning ) was a sight to behold!

[DaveB]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

Hog Roast and Pole Dancing.

[chetty]

Don't forget we are still dealing with the villains responsible for the Cargill incursion, we should adopt a zero tolerance policy.

[Evil Hangover]

Can't we just send Shane Richie as an ambassador of goodwill?

[OwlHoot]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

Invite your annoying neighbour round, and execute him.

[FSM with Cheddar]

I would show them the collection of my daughters teddy bears that I have all named Mohammed.

[EternalOptimist]

You could get a game of charades going, then tell them you are going to do some fire-side improvisations - see how quickly they can make the front door