How would you entertain the Taliban?

[chetty]

Obviously did not work if they were invading you.

They didn't stay for long!

[minestrone]

They didn't stay for long!

They liked it so much they came back and booked a hotel for the week.

[sal626]

Its Kargil, not Cargill. If you are an Indian, you would know that….

[minestrone]

Its Kargil, not Cargill. If you are an Indian, you would know that….

I fancy a chargrill now.

[Menelaus]

I fancy a chargrill now.

Not a BBQ?

/coat

[sasguru]

Chargrill with a chutney?

[lilelvis2000]

No. Don't be facetious please; The Cargill incursion was the invasion of our soverreign territory of Kashmir by the Pakistani villains. You should take a leaf from our book when it comes to dealing with the Taliban. Zero tolerance. It's the only language they understand.

I thought they spoke Afghani? Since when did Zardari ever visit the Indian side of Kashmir?

[Menelaus]

I thought they spoke Afghani? Since when did Zardari ever visit the Indian side of Kashmir?

Dari / Pashto

[Zippy]

A pie and a pint, followed by a game of hide-and-seek

[BoredBloke]

Its Kargil, not Cargill. If you are an Indian, you would know that….

Was wondering as that is who I work for - didn't want to think that my half arsed spreadsheets may have something to do with terrorism. Although that algorithm relating to fuse length, terrain type and slippers grip was a tricky one to work out and I never did understand how it related to oil trading!