How would you entertain the Taliban?

[Andy2]

CyberTory could take them all out for a curry.

Cybertory could do belly dancing to entertain them

[Cyberman]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

We can then discuss as to why they are so mean to rape and kill little girls that have the audacity to want to go to school.

[chetty]

¿Does anyone here remember the Cargill incursion?

[minestrone]

¿Does anyone here remember the Cargill incursion?

No, but Cyberman remembers a few chutney spoon incursions.

[sasguru]

¿Does anyone here remember the Cargill incursion?

You mean Thatcher's Scargill insertion (of the boot) in the 80s ?

[wurzel]

bollocks

[chetty]

No. Don't be facetious please; The Cargill incursion was the invasion of our soverreign territory of Kashmir by the Pakistani villains. You should take a leaf from our book when it comes to dealing with the Taliban. Zero tolerance. It's the only language they understand.

[NotAllThere]

No. Don't be facetious please;

Another newbie trying to lay down the law.

btw - "Pakistani villains" might be construed a racist comment.

[minestrone]

No. Don't be facetious please; The Cargill incursion was the invasion of our soverreign territory of Kashmir by the Pakistani villains. You should take a leaf from our book when it comes to dealing with the Taliban. Zero tolerance. It's the only language they understand.

Obviously did not work if they were invading you.

[NotAllThere]

¿Does anyone here remember the Cargill incursion?

Not many of us care, even if we do remember. Btw, the Indians won it, IIRC.