How would you entertain the Taliban?

[hyperD]

"If I could talk to the Taliban..."

I think David "Dr Do-little" Miliband should become a vet and set off from his home in Puddleby-on-the-Marsh, England, in search of the Great Pink Sea Snail. In so doing, he and his friends meet such exotic creatures as the Pushme-Pullyu and the Giant Moon Moth.

[Churchill]

I see Milliband is saying we should talk to the Taliban.

As the government is always right I immediately wrote to the Taliban asking them to pop round for tea next Saturday but am starting to regret it.

I can't make polite conversation about sport, music, art or entertainment. Can't give them a beer or gin, show them my holiday snaps, play any music, watch TV or introduce the wife or any other female geusts without covering them in tents.

Any entertainment suggestions?

Take them up to the highlands of Scotland and teach them how to make IEDs and shoot straight.

Oooops, that's what we did when they were fighting the Ruskies!

[Menelaus]

Take them up to the highlands of Scotland and teach them how to make IEDs and shoot straight.

Oooops, that's what we did when they were fighting the Ruskies!

WHS.

Oops.

#bitingselfonthearse - alert

[lilelvis2000]

Could we not just send NG? I hear he has a very pleasent attitude towards Muslims and would sort things out in a jiffy.

[DimPrawn]

CyberTory could take them all out for a curry.

[Chutney Spoon]

I'd get HAB to take them up the Oxo tower.

[sasguru]

I'd get HAB to take them up the Oxo tower.

Or perhaps they could take CyberCretin up the Oxo Tower?
He'd like that.

[minestrone]

Or perhaps they could take CyberCretin up the Oxo Tower?
He'd like that.

He does like dirty men.

[lilelvis2000]

He does like dirty men.

With dirty chutney spoon. Perhaps he could take a bunch as "gifts".

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Can't we just send Shane Richie as an ambassador of goodwill?

Oh yes please, I'll chip in for his (one-way) ticket