Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

[RichardCranium]

So for the benchees - nihil desperandum.

Never despair - and Don't give up.

Or even nil illegitimi carborundum.

[Sysman]

       PROCEDURE DIVISION.
       MAIN-HAPPINESS.
           PERFORM SMACK-GIT.
           STOP RUN.

       SMACK-GIT.
           CLOSE FIST.
      *    yeah, I know, but syntactically it is fine.  :-)
           MOVE FIST TO AGENT-FACE.
           EXIT.

I think you forgot a statement or two there:

 
           CALL "AGENT-A-LIAR"
               USING
                             EXTREMELY
                             STRONG
                             LANGUAGE
               GIVING
                             SATISFACTION.
           MOVE FIST TO AGENT-FACE.
           PERFORM VIOLENCE UNTIL SATISFIED.
           EXIT.

[Tarquin Farquhar]

I think you forgot a statement or two there:

 
           CALL "AGENT-A-LIAR"
               USING
                             EXTREMELY
                             STRONG
                             LANGUAGE
               GIVING
                             SATISFACTION.
           MOVE FIST TO AGENT-FACE.
           PERFORM VIOLENCE UNTIL SATISFIED.
           EXIT.

I'd STOP RUN at that

[zeitghost]

It is a paradox of life - them that have - gets.

I have had over the past week three emails from agents whom Ive worked with in the past (all for genuine active positions) in my field - however as I am booked up for the next nine months I've had to graciously decline.

At least it indciates some kind of increase in demand - two out of the three are for the Financial sector - for what its worth.

So for the benchees - nihil desperandum.

Never despair - and Don't give up.

Never Give Up - Never Surrender.

[ctdctd]

Never Give Up - Never Surrender.

If it's hard, Give Up - TM Homer Simpson

[zeitghost]

If it's hard, Give Up - TM Homer Simpson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI5hi4c4y9k

[RichardCranium]

If it's hard, Give Up - TM Homer Simpson

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it. WC Fields.

[RichardCranium]

I've applied for six contract gigs and one permie role today.

I've had two calls from agents saying they will be calling me with dates/times for interviews - is is interesting and the other is utter pants (but I shall do it for the practice).

Now I'm of to the Job Centre to see if they will pay for me to do the Scrum Master course & exam. Don't ask, don't get...

[cojak]

Well! Got my 1st client interview from out of the blue.

Now I just have to prep before the call this afternoon.

<climbs out of dressing gown, etc..>

[OrangeHopper]

Good luck.