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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

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    Or watch this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEv3q...eature=related

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      I think I lurve you
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        Classic
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Mr Richard Cranium,

          PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch this every morning before you hit the phones

          And then stand in front of the mirror and scream that line until you believe it ... then hit the phones

          I know this kind of American whoop and holler will drive you nuts as you are an English gentleman who does not do this. Good. Medicine does not necessarily have to be enjoyed.
          Last edited by RichardCranium; 29 September 2009, 21:15. Reason: More, bigger bullets.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            WHS.

            "Hello. I'm calling because I'm a tiger, grrrr, about the role you advertised in Gobshite for a project management arsewiper in Scumton. I've just emailed you my CV and I'm immediately available. Tell me you like black people and I'll let you represent me. Now show me the money. Hello? Hello?"
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              WHS.

              "Hello. I'm calling because I'm a tiger, grrrr, about the role you advertised in Gobshite for a project management arsewiper in Scumton. I've just emailed you my CV and I'm immediately available. Tell me you like black people and I'll let you represent me. Now show me the money. Hello? Hello?"
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                No wait, I know, you should carry on your life feeling down, carrying a "generally down" tone with the pimps, and consider biting peoples head off on here.

                My mistake.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  No wait, I know, you should carry on your life feeling down, carrying a "generally down" tone with the pimps
                  That I don't do. I can switch on the charm, light, positivity and happiness - it is a technique I learned many years ago and is one of the reasons I've been running teams for over 20 years.

                  The agents get an up-beat, excited, keen and interested Richard Cranium contacting them. I'm full of what I have to offer and my value-added goodness. That's actually my normal state.

                  But sometimes I get fed up with the agents and the state of the market and...

                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  , and consider biting peoples head off on here.

                  My mistake.
                  ... and take it out on people on here.

                  Going by my PMs I've pissed off more people than I've pleased this past few days so I think I'll clear off for a bit.

                  My apologies to those who have been supportive who I have pissed off.

                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    I don't see what good clearing off will do ...
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                      None at all. This is the whole point of this forum. RC has done nothing more than get a bit fed up. I would be. Bench time sucks.

                      RC is a top bloke. I hope things pick up for him soon.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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