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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWell! Got my 1st client interview from out of the blue.
Now I just have to prep before the call this afternoon.
<climbs out of dressing gown, etc..>
Out of the Blue is always good.....
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWell! Got my 1st client interview from out of the blue.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Well I'm back!
I must say - client phone calls always go better than agent's one...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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When do you find out?Originally posted by cojak View PostWell I'm back!
I must say - client phone calls always go better than agent's one...
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He's got 3 more people to interview, but I'm happier about it all now. I know there's work out there for me somewhere..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Great stuff!Originally posted by cojak View PostHe's got 3 more people to interview, but I'm happier about it all now. I know there's work out there for me somewhere...
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Do you mind me asking if you've been unemployed for more than 6mths? And did you anywhere with asking for the scrum master course?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've applied for six contract gigs and one permie role today.
I've had two calls from agents saying they will be calling me with dates/times for interviews - is is interesting and the other is utter pants (but I shall do it for the practice).
Now I'm of to the Job Centre to see if they will pay for me to do the Scrum Master course & exam. Don't ask, don't get...
I've got another review next week, been over 6 mths for me.. and the woman who sees me is trying to get me to do any job at all (which is their job). Wanted to see if I could get anything else out of them..... but I'd be surprised, last time I was there didn't seem that forthcoming.Comment
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I have been signing on for 14 weeks.Originally posted by northernrampage View PostDo you mind me asking if you've been unemployed for more than 6mths?
Yep. I handed in the form and was told everyone was too busy to see me. Someone rang me today to make an appointment for me to see them on Thursday. At that meeting we shall be going through the form and, if he's happy, he will arrange a meeting with the funding authoriser. If, at the meeting with the funding authoriser, the funding authoriser says "Yes", then they will arrange a meeting with the training arranger. If, at the meeting with the training arranger, the training arranger says "Yes", then they will arrange a meeting about where / when and so on, in preparation for asking the funding provider to provide funding, but they'll tell me more about that part of the process nearer the time. If we get that far. And if I live that long.Originally posted by northernrampage View PostAnd did you anywhere with asking for the scrum master course?
The chap I'm seeing on Thursday can't see me when I sign on tomorrow. He's on a course.
(You can't make this stuff up.)
Such is life after 26 weeks. DodgyAgent would go ballistic if it were any other way.Originally posted by northernrampage View PostI've got another review next week, been over 6 mths for me.. and the woman who sees me is trying to get me to do any job at all (which is their job).
At the local office, I am told they have outsourced the placement of people at 6 months to a "Professional Placement Service". I have been told to expect to be sent to do warehouse work.
Don't ask, don't get.Originally posted by northernrampage View PostWanted to see if I could get anything else out of them..... but I'd be surprised, last time I was there didn't seem that forthcoming.
But since my day job is getting civil servants to bend to my will and writing business cases for funding, I'm feeling a teeny bit optimistic.
But they'll probably send me off to an ECDL instead.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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<hint> Sucks teeth, sorry mate, got a baaaad back </hint>Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI have been told to expect to be sent to do warehouse work.Comment
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