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Why on earth is the word "prick" disallowed? It's the kind of word David Cameron would be happy to use on MumsnetLast edited by NickFitz; 26 November 2009, 01:16.Comment
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We can't say prick? (edit: <--- that one worked.)
What about "As Emily peeped through the gap in the door, she winced when she saw his flaccid manhood. It wasn't so much a baby's arm holding an apple as a comedy inflatable hammer. She resolved there and then to always wear dungarees and sensible shoes when in his presence."
Anyway, enough of the Mills & Boon. I have two dental appointments today
So I won't get much gig-searching done.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostFingers crossed - I have an interview lined up for when I am at the UK Oracle User Group this week.
no smiley so as not to attract attention.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHowditgo?
It could have been more slick on my part, but then don't we all hate smooth, smarmy PMs? It was good practice and I learned enough to make a damn good impression if I get invited to a face-to-face.
I have been turned down: "While it is clear you have project management experience, you do not have sufficient experience of the system they are putting in."
So I have rung back: yes that is my feedback. I asked whether ANYONE has been called for face-to-face interview: "No, and I know what you're thinking and you may be right".
I think I have just given out some more free consultancy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI spent most of the interview explaining - as asked - how this particular project should be run, what the issues would be and how I would tackle them. I gave examples from past experience. I was asked for confirmation that I had experience of the system concerned and explained how I had run workshops, organised training and turned around resistant users.
I have been turned down: "While it is clear you have project management experience, you do not have sufficient experience of the system they are putting in."
So I have rung back: yes that is my feedback. I asked whether ANYONE has been called for face-to-face interview: "No, and I know what you're thinking and you may be right".
I think I have just given out some more free consultancy.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThey would have been even better if they had been couched in terms that didn't make the poster sound like an arrogant result-of-touching-a-thorn
Why on earth is the word "prick" disallowed? It's the kind of word David Cameron would be happy to use on Mumsnet
I just finished a project which took one month to sort out...and I get a massive (not) £4000...and I'm still attempting to sort out a client's (uggh) backup, along with the usual "can you remove this virus from my laptop" and "what's wrong with my laptop battery" enquiries. Still...its a living. (barely).McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBarstewards!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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