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    #51


    And slightly off-topic. The designer's of ladies shavers are definitely men.

    There is definitely no way I'd let 4 blades within a yard of my foofoo.

    Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #52
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      There is definitely no way I'd let 4 blades within a yard of my foofoo.

      Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...
      I've got a blade that I could sheath in.... no no!
      How about letting this blade.... no!

      OK - I give up! Oh No how about......
      I've got a little blade here if its size that bothers you...... errrr maybe not!

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        #53
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        FFS.

        I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

        Also: Menelaus
        Terribly sorry about the spelling.........

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          #54
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          Oh Dear, that is rather beyond the pale...

          That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...
          Can you be sure...

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            #55
            I do hope you're embarrassed re-reading that post, Drewster...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #56
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I do hope you're embarrassed re-reading that post, Drewster...
              Lets see.................. errrrrrrr
              1) Double entendre - Check
              2) Borderline "face slap" - Check
              3) Self depreciating "punchline" - Check
              Ahhh HA! Got it
              4) Pop at Churchill - Missing

              Sorry Cojak... Its just that I am trying to ingratiate myself with Churchill and Menelaus cos they keep picking on me!!!

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                #57
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Lets see.................. errrrrrrr
                1) Double entendre - Check
                2) Borderline "face slap" - Check
                3) Self depreciating "punchline" - Check
                Ahhh HA! Got it
                4) Pop at Churchill - Missing

                Sorry Cojak... Its just that I am trying to ingratiate myself with Churchill and Menelaus cos they keep picking on me!!!
                Something tells me that you may be a short-arse, I'm guessing you're 5'9(and a half, mustn't forget the half...)

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Something tells me that you may be a short-arse, I'm guessing you're 5'9(and a half, mustn't forget the half...)
                  I refer my Honourable Friend to the earlier response of my other Honourable Friend of the female persuasion:
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...

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