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    #31
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Euuuchhhh! FFS I am trying to eat breakfast here!!!!
    PS - Does all of your somewhat graphic stuff apply given that we started off talking about "Beard Trimmers" which ASAIK don't tend to do the old scratchy, cutty stuff.......

    Although I would probably still be reticent about trimming a scabby beaver just prior to my chin/head........

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      #32
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Good question - where does the PB hair stop and the leg hair start?

      Getting mental images of 70's porn here ...

      Ewwwwww - my leg hair stops at my knees (actually it's only really on my shins!) Imagine having hairy thighs
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #33
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        PS - Does all of your somewhat graphic stuff apply given that we started off talking about "Beard Trimmers" which ASAIK don't tend to do the old scratchy, cutty stuff.......

        Although I would probably still be reticent about trimming a scabby beaver just prior to my chin/head........
        Sweetheart - your head is the least of your worries if she has a "scabby beaver"
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #34
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Sweetheart - your head is the least of your worries if she has a "scabby beaver"
          That is a very fair point............

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            #35
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Ewwwwww - my leg hair stops at my knees (actually it's only really on my shins!) Imagine having hairy thighs
            I used to know a girl - her leg hair stopped at her knees.... unfortunately I don't mean she had hairy shins........

            She was... how can I put this.... accomodating for just about anyone who asked!! Well to be frank she would offer if you didn't ask.........

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              #36
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              I used to know a girl - her leg hair stopped at her knees.... unfortunately I don't mean she had hairy shins........

              She was... how can I put this.... accomodating for just about anyone who asked!! Well to be frank she would offer if you didn't ask.........
              That may well be why you have been worried about scabby beaver syndrome!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #37
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Getting the paddle - what from "Nancy" - I'll have to watch out, I wouldn't want "mosturizer" stains would I?

                PS I won't ever let "what you meant" get in the way!!!!
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                you do make me laugh!
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                TFFT!!
                I'm not laughing!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  I'm not laughing!
                  Shall I pass the paddle dear sir?
                  Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


                  Originally Posted by Pogle
                  I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                  HTH

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Ewwwwww - my leg hair stops at my knees (actually it's only really on my shins!) Imagine having hairy thighs
                    The leg hair stops on your knees because you keep missing that part!

                    (Well, if we're telling tales out of school...)

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      The leg hair stops on your knees because you keep missing that part!

                      (Well, if we're telling tales out of school...)


                      Erm, can we change the subject now?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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