Ffs

[suityou01]

I have a Remington beard trimmer that I use to keep me barnet (what's left of it) down to the wood. Sometimes we used to put the 4mm guard on it and do the boys hair, but as they have got older the wife takes them to the barbers as they seem to want specific hair styles.

So the other day I went to use the trimmer, and I found the 3mm guard on it. Strange I thought. I asked the wife about it. She had trimmed her love fluff.

I need to take a few mill off the bottom of the bathroom door, so shall use her rasor.

[The Lone Gunman]

I have a Remington beard trimmer that I use to keep me barnet (what's left of it) down to the wood. Sometimes we used to put the 4mm guard on it and do the boys hair, but as they have got older the wife takes them to the barbers as they seem to want specific hair styles.

So the other day I went to use the trimmer, and I found the 3mm guard on it. Strange I thought. I asked the wife about it. She had trimmed her love fluff.

I need to take a few mill off the bottom of the bathroom door, so shall use her rasor.

Get your own back. Use all her imac on your bollocks.

[Drewster]

........... So the other day I went to use the trimmer, and I found the 3mm guard on it. Strange I thought. I asked the wife about it. She had trimmed her love fluff. .......

I see no problem with your Mrs having a neat and tidy snatch..... but the implication is that you hadn't seen it in a while &/or noticed

[HairyArsedBloke]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

You've got me thinking.

[gingerjedi]

Get your own back. Use all her imac on your bollocks.

Or put it in her shampoo.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I need to take a few mill off the bottom of the bathroom door, so shall use her rasor.

What? You do not have a toilet to clean with her toothbrush?

[Platypus]

She had trimmed her love fluff.

That's such a good result you should immediately forgive all sins and drag her into bed

[Drewster]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

You've got me thinking.

Would that be:
Smooth AB?
Fuzzy AB?
Sore AB (from the razor rash!!!)
Itchy AB?
Bare Botty Boy?

Hang on I've got it!!!!!

Bald Botty Boy

[suityou01]

I see no problem with your Mrs having a neat and tidy snatch..... but the implication is that you hadn't seen it in a while &/or noticed

She is 1.5 weeks overdue, so there is a temporary regime change.

[The Lone Gunman]

She is 1.5 weeks overdue, so there is a temporary regime change.

So she wanted to look her best for the hospital you heartless bounder.