Ffs

[RichardCranium]

Hang on I've got it!!!!!

Bald Botty Boy

Or

Baby's Bum Boy

[Drewster]

Now you know full well, that wasn't what I meant!!

When he reads this, I'll hide the paddle... you might just be getting a pasting!!

Getting the paddle - what from "Nancy" - I'll have to watch out, I wouldn't want "mosturizer" stains would I?

PS I won't ever let "what you meant" get in the way!!!!

[cailin maith]

Getting the paddle - what from "Nancy" - I'll have to watch out, I wouldn't want "mosturizer" stains would I?

PS I won't ever let "what you meant" get in the way!!!!

you do make me laugh!

[Drewster]

you do make me laugh!

TFFT!!

[RichardCranium]

You men are so precious about your razors and things.... jeez - get over it!!

The pubic hairs cause nicks in the blades which in turn cause little scratches on the skin. This makes the skin sore, but - more importantly - vulnerable to infection.

Parts of the body which are humid and covered up breed bacteria & fungi. Pubic hair is a perfect breeding ground. Use of a shaving device gathers up such livestock in the blades.

Whereas the warm, sweaty bits of one's body are designed to fight off such infections, small open scratches on the face are not.

This results in shaving rashes and other infections.

So, when snogging / partaking in oral sex, bear in mind that woman A's use of his razor is giving woman B the STDs and other diseases that his face is infected with.

Which is alright if you are woman A, I suppose.


Does that help explain why we get upset?

[RichardCranium]

Are you announcing on a public forum that Churchill uses Girlie Makeup!!!!

Churchill = Xen ?

[cailin maith]

Churchill = Xen ?

Nope...

[Drewster]

The pubic hairs cause nicks in the blades which in turn cause little scratches on the skin. This makes the skin sore, but - more importantly - vulnerable to infection.

Parts of the body which are humid and covered up breed bacteria & fungi. Pubic hair is a perfect breeding ground. Use of a shaving device gathers up such livestock in the blades.

Whereas the warm, sweaty bits of one's body are designed to fight off such infections, small open scratches on the face are not.

This results in shaving rashes and other infections.

So, when snogging / partaking in oral sex, bear in mind that woman A's use of his razor is giving woman B the STDs and other diseases that his face is infected with.

Which is alright if you are woman A, I suppose.


Does that help explain why we get upset?

Euuuchhhh! FFS I am trying to eat breakfast here!!!!

[cailin maith]

The pubic hairs cause nicks in the blades which in turn cause little scratches on the skin.

Does it count for leg hair too?

Does that help explain why we get upset?

Ish...

[snaw]

Does it count for leg hair too?

Good question - where does the PB hair stop and the leg hair start?

Getting mental images of 70's porn here ...