Ffs

[RichardCranium]

Shall I pass the paddle dear sir?

So the paddle can be used by girls or blokes who wear make-up?

Given CM is a bloke called Gazza, this is all starting to make sense.

[cailin maith]

So the paddle can be used by girls or blokes who wear make-up?

Given CM is a bloke called Gazza, this is all starting to make sense.

Bazza

[Drewster]

I'm not laughing!

@ Menalaus - Thats one!! and its only Monday!!!

[BrilloPad]

She had trimmed her love fluff.

Got any piccies?

[suityou01]

Got any piccies?

http://suityou01bedroomcam/archives/210609/index.php

[Menelaus]

@ Menalaus - Thats one!! and its only Monday!!!

FFS.

I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

Also: Menelaus

[cailin maith]

FFS.

I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

Also: Menelaus

[cojak]

I have a Remington beard trimmer that I use to keep me barnet (what's left of it) down to the wood. Sometimes we used to put the 4mm guard on it and do the boys hair, but as they have got older the wife takes them to the barbers as they seem to want specific hair styles.

So the other day I went to use the trimmer, and I found the 3mm guard on it. Strange I thought. I asked the wife about it. She had trimmed her love fluff.

I need to take a few mill off the bottom of the bathroom door, so shall use her rasor.

Oh Dear, that is rather beyond the pale...

That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...

[scotspine]

this is all starting to make sense.

... really?

[voodooflux]

That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...

...unless you have one of these.