Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke
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Good insult.
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An empty taxi pulled up in front of no 10 Downing street , and Alistair Darling got out.
You have a face like a twisted f@rt
Your face has the look of a kicked-in f@nny
May your bollocks turn to cubes, and fester at the corners
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNot original but this one takes the prize for sheer venomous flaming.
You are a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with you. You are a fiend, a sniveling, spinless coward...
I believe the original didn't have that last paragraph, but ended: "And you're boring, Louie".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Heard another couple of crackers:
She smells like an alkies carpet
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebabHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Google up John Cooper Clarks poem "Twat"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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More of a put down than an insult: BBG held a door open for some girley & she said
"I hope you did not do that because I am a woman"
his reply
"No I did it because I am a gentleman"Growing old is mandatory
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