I was very drunk at a mates party and wanted to dance (..how unusual! ).
I noticed one chap standing and boogied on over to him and said "wanna dance?" and started wobbling around..
An irate woman appeared and said "you can't dance with him, he's mine" - to which I looked at her like she was mad and replied "I wanted to dance with him, not f**k him - but not that much" and wandered off..
Not a ladylike response I know but a satisfying one...
A few years later the woman came up to me at another party and admitted that the bloke had signalled her to rescue him from me, but realised later that I was harmless to him and he wasn't worth the humiliation...
I noticed one chap standing and boogied on over to him and said "wanna dance?" and started wobbling around..
An irate woman appeared and said "you can't dance with him, he's mine" - to which I looked at her like she was mad and replied "I wanted to dance with him, not f**k him - but not that much" and wandered off..
Not a ladylike response I know but a satisfying one...
A few years later the woman came up to me at another party and admitted that the bloke had signalled her to rescue him from me, but realised later that I was harmless to him and he wasn't worth the humiliation...
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