'celeb' spotting

[BlightyBoy]

Who is Micheal Hasselhoff?

Did you mean David when you typed Michael?

Corrected.

[bellymonster]

I stood next to Mad Franky Fraser on a London bus once.
He gave me the evils, so I got off at the next stop.

[lambrini_socialist]

I had a very heated argument in a bank with Rod Hull of Emu fame.

had you put your cock in his puppet?

[Rookie]

I shook Henry Cooper's hand, he nearly crushed my fingers. Really nice bloke, with big big hands

That guy is huge. He was waiting in the queue in front of me at a service station on the M40.

Saw Kylie Minogue a few years ago playing pool in a bar in Shoreditch.

Noel Gallagher doing his 'manc geezer' walk down Marylebone High Steet. John Simm, Simon Pegg, that Minty fella in Eastenders and Stephen Mangan all in North London.

[Rookie]

had you put your cock in his puppet?

[NickFitz]

The other year, working at a radio station, I had to tell these three girls who were hanging around the office to shift out of the way - they were obstructing my path to the coffee machine

Later on one of the DJs told me they were the Sugababes

[Rookie]

Almost forgot....Met Booby Charlton last year at a booksigning do, probably the most humble man I've ever met, and an absolute legend

Is that the wife?

[Cyberman]

had you put your cock in his puppet?

He wanted me to break banking rules and I refused. On top of that I did not know who he was until he told me by saying ' If you knew who I was you would let me have the money '. Even then, I still refused !!

[Torran]

Boy George, Neneh Cherry and Paul Rutherford in the same club in london in 1990.

Numerous DJs

Billy Connolly a few times.

Ewen MacGregor

a few randoms from eastenders and some footballers.

[Cyberman]

Two weeks ago, Ed Balls was in my social club, and a week before that, Alastair Campbell was in there. Charles Clarke was a regular there but for some reason has not been seen since Xmas.