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Do you have perfect balls?
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Do you have perfect balls?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
If it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf not these guys can help you out. -
I was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?
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I knew this thread would draw your attentionOriginally posted by Lucy View PostI was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!
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A gentleman never tells...Originally posted by Lucy View PostI was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!
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Pi*93.75mm or 294.52430625mm give or take 0.3 of a nanometer. As a rough estimate.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.

The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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It's an age thing Xen, the present MrsB regularly comments that my bollocks have grown / dropped considerably since she met meOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.

The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.


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Why does this standard kilogram have to be spherical?
Wouldn't it be far easier to grow/grind a perfect cube shaped crystal?Comment
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