Do you have perfect balls?

[Churchill]

I always new the top coppers spent more time polishing their balls than fighting crime...

That'd be the "Secret Police Man's Other Ball" then, eh?

[The Lone Gunman]

Ah man. Thanks for empathising.

I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.

I was seriously unimpressed with myself.

I had a photo like that. We had <ahem>borrowed</ahem> a friends camera and mooned it then put the camera back. His wife collected the pictures from Boots. He spent ages trying to find who the low slung bloke on the right was.
One of my mates was so impressed he touted the picture round the pub pointing me out to everyone. Wasn't sure if should be proud or hide.