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Do you have perfect balls?

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    Do you have perfect balls?

    If not these guys can help you out.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    If not these guys can help you out.
    If it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      If it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?
      I was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        I was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!
        I knew this thread would draw your attention
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          I was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!
          A gentleman never tells...

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            #6
            This kind of roundness was not possible 20 years ago
            Wow, and I suspect not 30 years ago either.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              If it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?
              Pi*93.75mm or 294.52430625mm give or take 0.3 of a nanometer. As a rough estimate.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                My balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.



                The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  My balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.



                  The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.

                  It's an age thing Xen, the present MrsB regularly comments that my bollocks have grown / dropped considerably since she met me
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Why does this standard kilogram have to be spherical?

                    Wouldn't it be far easier to grow/grind a perfect cube shaped crystal?

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